The Ultimate O

FADE IN:
A green Martian with a penis for a nose is walking on a cratered moon.  He’s nonchalantly whistling and looking around. Different holes in the ground are wafting green smoke.  Kneeling down at one of the holes, he sticks his nose in, and you hear inhaling.

For 30 seconds, the screen turns into an MTv’s AMP kaleidoscope where the user is driven through a Windows screensaver-like maze of moving fractal images. DJ Icey “The One” playing at max volume for the whole trip. Then at the end you get a brief fractal image of Bula’s (The Martian) face.

Bula takes his face away from the hole, and gets a cell-phone with a smart screen, and calls his brother, Sula on the spaceship. 

BULA
Sula, that was some sweet neetage, you should try!
SULA
That was Nitrogen Tetrahydrocannabinol…
BULA
Ok, we have got to fill our ship with this stuff. Trust me, Sula!
SULA
Then we’re gunna get laid, right, Bula?
BULA
I think with this stuff, we don’t need to get laid, bro!
SULA
Well, that’s crazy talk. I understand that we just scored an asteroid full of neetage, but my nose is really itching.
BULA
Ok, Ok, we’ll go get some poontang.

Bula walks back to the ship, and gets a white metallic hose. Which he sticks over one of the holes wafting green smoke. Sula walks out of the spaceship, and down the plank leading to Bula.

SULA
Holy shit, bro, we just got rich!
BULA
It’s only neetage, Sula. This shit’s cheap…
SULA
But still, this asteroid must have enough to pay back our debt to Strulee, and more!
BULA
Barely enough for two Kilrathi whores…
SULA
Furry bitches, I said my nose was itching already! I don’t need fur in it.
BULA
Well, we would’ve been stuck in Astrophysics 101 at this time if Strulee didn’t sell us our sweet ride.
SULA
What should we call it?
BULA
How ‘bout Neetrat
SULA
Good name, but it should be Neerat, without the first T.
BULA
How bout we name it after an amalgamation of the 2 first sluts we come across?
SULA
You’re a genius, bro… Let’s go!
FADE OUT


FADE IN:

The two brothers with dicks for noses are working, and you see a message on the screen saying:  4.20 hours later.
Sula’s the one with the purple tint to his skin, and Bula’s greenish tint. Bula takes out the hose from the geyser and calls his brother again.

BULA
Ok, done with this field…
SULA
I’m coming to get you, cause baby brother, we’re done!
BULA